Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Orientation Day on the Island of Worn-Out Superlatives

Incredible: Good afternoon, and welcome to Superlative Island. What’s your name?

Superb: I’m Superb. Who are you?

Incredible: I’m Incredible. Superb, there’s someone I’d like you to meet. Superb, this is Tremendous. Tremendous, Superb.

Superb: Fantastic to meet you, Tremendous.

Tremendous: I’m not Fantastic, I’m Tremendous. This is Fantastic.

Fantastic: Hi Superb, I’m Fantastic, but don’t worry, I’m often mistaken for Tremendous.

Superb: I know, I was just—

Incredible: And this is Magnificent…

Magnificent: Phenomenal to meet you Superb, I’m Magnificent.

Phenomenal: Excuse me, Magnificent, as you know, I’m Phenomenal. It’s Superb's first day here and he's just going to get confused if you keep tossing names around.

Superb: It’s fine, Phenomenal. I’m following along pretty well.

Incredible: Amazing’s here; you have to meet Amazing. Amazing, this is Superb, Superb, Amazing.

Superb: Hi, Amazing. If you don’t mind my asking, who’s the guy with the gray hair?

Amazing: Oh, that’s Awesome. He’s been here longer than any of us.


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